The Smartest Ass of the Milennium

Wes sat down on the stairs, book sitting on his knees as he waited for David. What Blaine had said really got to him. What if David really, really wanted sex? Wes didn’t like sex, at all- just the idea of it made him want to think of anything else- but maybe he should at least try, so David wouldn’t be too uncomfortable…

pure-blood-blainers:

westheraven:

pure-blood-blainers:

westheraven:

pure-blood-blainers:

westheraven:

pure-blood-blainers:

Just fuck already.

You ready for the match?

No 

What match?

Why not? 

Hufflepuff vs. Gryphindor.

I don’t like sex. 

You don’t like sex with Kurt. It could be different….No. Will be different with David.

Why can’t I just not have sex? I don’t like it, period. 

-sigh- Fine…. just… I know David wants to. But he won’t push. And neither will I.

Good. 

(Source: suddenly-seymour-mushnick)

pure-blood-blainers:

westheraven:

pure-blood-blainers:

westheraven:

pure-blood-blainers:

Just fuck already.

You ready for the match?

No 

What match?

Why not? 

Hufflepuff vs. Gryphindor.

I don’t like sex. 

You don’t like sex with Kurt. It could be different….No. Will be different with David.

Why can’t I just not have sex? I don’t like it, period. 

(Source: suddenly-seymour-mushnick)

takealookatmywand:

westheraven:

takealookatmywand:

westheraven:

takealookatmywand:

westheraven:

So…how’s dat economy?

…fine

…is something wrong?

No

…okay. 

I love you

:) I love you too. 

pure-blood-blainers:

westheraven:

pure-blood-blainers:

Just fuck already.

You ready for the match?

No 

What match?

Why not? 

Hufflepuff vs. Gryphindor.

I don’t like sex. 

(Source: suddenly-seymour-mushnick)

takealookatmywand:

westheraven:

takealookatmywand:

westheraven:

So…how’s dat economy?

…fine

…is something wrong?

No

…okay. 

pure-blood-blainers:

Just fuck already.

You ready for the match?

No 

What match?

(Source: suddenly-seymour-mushnick)